You’ll experience his date with Ayn Rand, where he takes her to a Jimmy Buffett concert and changes her life’s philosophy.  You’ll join Henry David Thoreau, as he lives in a modern day Walden, and becomes a cyber-addict.  Meanwhile, Vanilla Ice addresses the pipe dreams of other failed celebrities in the Eugene O’Neill parody, “The Vanilla Iceman Cometh”. 

Other twisted tales include: an addendum to the legend of Robert Johnson’s devilish deal at the Crossroads, a Hunter S. Thompson-inspired tale of a former political activist who rediscovers his fear and loathing upon attending a NRA baby shower, and the diary of a devoted playwright who finds himself suddenly penning scripts for “Baywatch”. 

Tommy also offers up essays of guidance and advice, such as a how-to guide for Goodfellas-in-the-making called “Wiseguys for Dummies”.  Plus, a look at this year’s hottest performance art groups, a guide of the finest food court cuisine, and an explanation of why now, more than ever, we need a stand-up comic as Commander in Chief.